The War Room

DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE MONTREAL PROFESSOR AND THE NUTCRACKER

This is a very funny story.

Poor Montreal Professor Robert Benjamin.

"His life was saved last Friday by a dominatrix at the Nutcracker Suite on East 33rd Street, who was assigned to check on him after her colleague left him with a dog collar around his neck and a leather mask over his face, suspended a few inches off the floor.

She realized his foot was turning blue because one of his high heels had slipped off. "

I normally wouldn't post something like this, but the fact that it was a Canadian university professor made it too hard to resist. I mean, this is the 'intellectual class'.

I am no saint...but man...these are the people that parents sink thousands upon thousands of dollars into to teach their kids.

I wonder what subject he taught?

Would gender studies be too obvious.

posted by Nicol DuMoulin @ 8:02 AM